{"fact":"Phoenician cargo ships are thought to have brought the first domesticated cats to Europe in about 900 BC.","length":105}
{"slip": { "id": 68, "advice": "The number of vampires in the average home, is directly proportional to the amount of garlic bread in the fridge."}}
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{"fact":"A cat's jaw has only up and down motion; it does not have any lateral, side to side motion, like dogs and humans.","length":113}
{"slip": { "id": 222, "advice": "Respect other people's opinions, even when they differ from your own."}}
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{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
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{"fact":"Abraham Lincoln loved cats. He had four of them while he lived in the White House.","length":82}
{"fact":"The first true cats came into existence about 12 million years ago and were the Proailurus.","length":91}
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